Harley’s Beagle Blog August 2015
More thoughts from The Abingdon Collection.
Hi fans, Harley Beagle here again. It’s been a quiet month here at the Collection and Dusty and I have had to amuse ourselves. We don’t have a lot of toys left because Dusty has a tendency to eat them, so we end up with tennis balls.
Now let’s be honest, six tennis balls out in the garden are not much good unless a human throws them. My goal in life is to bark as loud as possible until someone picks up the ball and throws it. I will fetch it, bring it back, bark and wait for it to be picked up and thrown again… this is the way of the World, when everything is in balance…
I bark, they throw, I pick up, I bring it back… SIMPLES.
Seemingly, not for humans, as they seem to have the attention span of the flea!
I can do this for hours but they get fed up after the first fifty throws. I have been training the human I own for five years now. All he has to do is pick it up and throw it but will he keep doing it? No… and they say dogs are hard to train.
Dusty loses interest after an hour or so and goes to bed. I wish she had a bit more ambition in life than just trying to maim the postman every morning.
Visitors from all over the world flock here to see me… I am going to start to charge for photographs if they don’t soon bring me some treats… it is difficult being a superstar and I hope soon to star in my first film the follow up to Marley called…
‘When Harley met Dusty’.
Anyway, must go for a walk now and meet a few of my adoring fans.
Give me a call on 028 8224 3373 and all contributions to the Escape fund will be gladly accepted.